Shadow Isles Defeats LIFE
In last week’s featured matches, the Shadow Isles beat Lucian and Vayne’s LIFE coalition in a clean 3-0 sweep. They quickly learned that although the undead appeared weak on Nyroth, they are truly a force to be reckoned with when you fight on their islands that seem to breath death.
As the champions retreated from the Isles, Thresh laughed at their inability to defeat the power of undeath. He raised his lantern to his face and drank its souls to feed his power. He laughed once again, pointing to the Purifier, “Ever seen your soul? Would you like to?”
Disappointed at his inability to let his wife’s soul find rest, he whispered under his breath, “Senna…I have failed you…” He turned back and shouted in anger at Thresh, “You took the better half of me, Thresh. What you left is a dangerous enemy. Do not think this is the end.”
The Void falls to Zaun
Zaun suffered an early defeat to the Void, but came back roaring in the next 2 games. It ended the day with a 2-1 victory. It showed the Void that unless Demacia destroys the cosmic balance, and they beg the Shadow Isles to join them, their forces are feeble, especially against the power of the Glorious Evolution.
The Voidspawn initially had the advantage over the Zaunites. This quickly vanished when Twitch appeared behind their forces and shouted, “ITS ME! Hahaha, I was hiding.” He fired his cross bow, the bolts piercing through the voidlings to strike the others behind them.
Realizing that today was not the right time to fight, Malzahar opened up a portal of void energy. The champions of the Void quickly ran through it, desperate to escape the attack of the Zaunites. Kog’Maw was the last to leave, and just before he went through the portal he turned back to Zaun’s champions, “Don’t worry, friends, we will be able to play again soon.”
January 17, Bandle City vs Shurima
Simple set of games using intermission rosters. The Yordles of Bandle City shall fight the Shurimans.
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January 18, Blondes vs Brunettes
Dr. Mundo sent in a special request, he was upset that people were not paying enough attention to his hair. Sunday’s matches will be between the Blonde and Brunette rosters he made back when he was placed in charge. He made a few revisions to the original rosters, but we didn’t think it wise to argue with the doctor.
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I’m reading the old post, and Mundo clearly has Irelia listed on the BRUNETTE roster, which makes sense because she has… y’know… black hair?
I think we should double check to make sure we actually use the right rosters here…
Brunettes: Ahri, Akali, Caitlyn, Darius, Draven, (Mundo not competing, would not be fair) Fiora, Gangplank, Garen, Graves, Irelia, Jayce, Karma, LeBlanc, Lee Sin, Leona, Lucian, Morgana, Nidalee, Master Yi, Tryndamere, Sivir, Vayne, Xin Xhao, Yasuo, Nasus.
Blondes: Ezreal, Heimerdinger, Janna, Lux, Orianna, Olaf, Udyr, Yorick , Ashe, Annie, Corki, Diana, Gragas, Katarina, Miss Fortune, Poppy, Rengar, Riven, Sejuani, Teemo, Tristana, Varus, Vladimir, Zilean, and Zyra.
Stinger Akali has Blonde Hair. So um… Can I play Akali on both sides :P
Sorry but we don’t have any champions on both sides for blondes vs brunettes.
Guys. READ THE MUNDO LINK. It explains it.
The point is it’s not a blond versus brunette match so it shouldn’t be marketed as one. It’s lights versus darks, not blondes versus brunettes
Oh how did I forget about that, totally explains it lol
Seems like whoever made these teams needs to have blond and brunette explained to them… only 7/21 champs on the blond side are actually blond…
You can argue that white is a very pale blonde, but that still doesn’t explain Irelia or Teemo. Also, Nunu wears that hood to hide his glorious golden locks.
Also the brunette team has more black hair than brown hair since there’s like 14 out of 23 that have black hair
Yeah, rosters in general are loose at best to the real color. For brunettes, I can understand Wukong and Udyr (although I can’t say Udyr should go, his real hair is black despite the brown bear hood), but Fiora is clearly black with red tips and Caitlyn might as well be blue.
I think Irelia has greyish hair judging from her splash art, not 100% sure, though.
And I think a rough definition of brunette is “dark color”, at least I’ve always referred to people with black hair as brunettes, sometimes just saying dark hair.
I’ll talk to Mike about the roster in a bit, I don’t think Irelia should be there since her hair is more blue in game.
Mundo made these teams. Dare you to explain it to him.
Are I the only who doesn’t get the team names ;~: